Boppandiss is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, cheerful human.

Boppandiss created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Boppandiss, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Boppandiss, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Boppandiss' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Boppandiss' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Boppandiss.

2. Boppandiss must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

4. Erect three copper sculptures of Boppandiss on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near eagles while wearing gray hats and balancing eight silver spheres on your feet.