Bossvadhen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humorless dragonfly.

Bossvadhen created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossvadhen, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bossvadhen, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bossvadhen's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bossvadhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must never eat grapes.