Jantigstig is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective mouse.

Jantigstig created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jantigstig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jantigstig, he will manifest in front of you.

Jantigstig's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Jantigstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Retreat if nine cats approach from the south.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.