Gennabgan is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, amazing mongoose.

Gennabgan created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gennabgan, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gennabgan, he will turn you into a rock.

Gennabgan's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gennabgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

2. Never feed grapes to mice while wearing kilts.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never sing in the presence of pigs.

5. Always help eagles in need.