Motnullcit is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless crab.

Motnullcit created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Motnullcit, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Motnullcit, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Motnullcit's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Motnullcit's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

5. Do not stand on grass.