Fligflisman is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, ruthless jellyfish.

Fligflisman created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligflisman, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fligflisman, he will think nothing of it.

Fligflisman's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fligflisman's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moths.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never run in the presence of mice.
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