Beglinwit is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthoughtful shark.

Beglinwit created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Beglinwit, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Beglinwit, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Beglinwit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Beglinwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snakes with great respect.

2. Never wear hats.

3. You must pray to Beglinwit four times a day.

4. Run away from pink mice, for they are unholy.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Beglinwit on top of all buildings.