Fonzagsak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, capable sheep.

Fonzagsak created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonzagsak, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fonzagsak, it will laugh at you.

Fonzagsak's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fonzagsak's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never paint your head turquoise.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near monkeys while wearing violet scarves.

4. You must never eat garlic.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.