Flanbopfoss is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, kind centaur.

Flanbopfoss created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanbopfoss, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flanbopfoss, she will turn you into a hamster.

Flanbopfoss' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Flanbopfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never paint your arms green.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flanbopfoss.