Cibhastoftimjin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, duplicitous wolf.

Cibhastoftimjin created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Cibhastoftimjin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cibhastoftimjin, it will torture you forever.

Cibhastoftimjin's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Cibhastoftimjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not kill rats.

5. Do not make images of living things.