Pindamgon is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unthinking mink.

Pindamgon created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pindamgon, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pindamgon, he will turn you into a mouse.

Pindamgon's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Pindamgon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Pindamgon on top of all buildings.

4. Always treat badgers with great respect.

5. Never look at moons.