Migwonflis is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous cow.

Migwonflis created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Migwonflis, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Migwonflis, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Migwonflis' most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Migwonflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick voles.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat bark.