Rapmetcut is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, humane owl.

Rapmetcut created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapmetcut, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rapmetcut, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Rapmetcut's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Rapmetcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention eagles.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.