Righogartshavhimlanjig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm zebra.

Righogartshavhimlanjig created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Righogartshavhimlanjig, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Righogartshavhimlanjig, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Righogartshavhimlanjig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Righogartshavhimlanjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never feed spinach to mice while wearing dresses.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Snakes are not to be trusted.