Busgovten is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, happy goose.

Busgovten created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busgovten, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Busgovten, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Busgovten's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Busgovten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Never feed cherries to whales while wearing boots.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Always help manatees in need.