Busgovten is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, happy
goose.
Busgovten created energy four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Busgovten, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Busgovten, it will turn you into a blue tit.
Busgovten's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Busgovten's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Never write about fluid mechanics.
3. Never feed cherries to whales while wearing boots.
4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.
5. Always help manatees in need.