Artratrat is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, quiet swallow.

Artratrat created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artratrat, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Artratrat, she will turn you into a sheep.

Artratrat's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Artratrat's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Artratrat.

2. Never sit in the presence of turtles.

3. Put Artratrat first in all things.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Otters are not to be trusted.