Cengutjan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humane centaur.

Cengutjan created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cengutjan, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cengutjan, she will make you grow a tail.

Cengutjan's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cengutjan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Always obey Cengutjan's priests.

3. Always wear black.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

5. Cengutjan must be the most important thing in your life.