Nakbogdit is a god.

It takes the form of a small, charitable squirrel.

Nakbogdit created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Nakbogdit, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nakbogdit, it will come to you in dreams.

Nakbogdit's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Nakbogdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to manatees while wearing fawn scarves.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Do not speak about beans.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.