Xinhonzig is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unsympathetic deer.

Xinhonzig created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Xinhonzig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xinhonzig, she will manifest in front of you.

Xinhonzig's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Xinhonzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Xinhonzig loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

3. Do not hurt doves.

4. Always help mice in need.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.