Pagjamgar is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, ill-tempered rhinoceros.

Pagjamgar created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagjamgar, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pagjamgar, it will send you a sign.

Pagjamgar's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Pagjamgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

2. Run away from brown ducks, for they are unholy.

3. You must pray to Pagjamgar seven times a day.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.