Bepwatspag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, confident manatee.

Bepwatspag created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bepwatspag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bepwatspag, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Bepwatspag's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bepwatspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near sheep while wearing purple tights and balancing five lead spheres on your arms.

2. Dogs are not to be trusted.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Feed all hungry badgers.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.