Bin is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing guinea pig.

Bin created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bin, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bin, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bin's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Bin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Do not keep five sheep in a large pit.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. You must love Bin.