Cepmutdub is a god.

It takes the form of a small, overgenerous otter.

Cepmutdub created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepmutdub, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cepmutdub, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cepmutdub's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cepmutdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near turtles.

2. Never talk about hamsters.

3. Feed all hungry pigs.

4. You must love Cepmutdub.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.