Cimcussbut is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, stupid lizard.

Cimcussbut created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimcussbut, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cimcussbut, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cimcussbut's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Cimcussbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

2. Do not keep seven manatees in a large pit.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Hide if eight aardvarks approach from the west.