Nabdubdid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, benevolent mink.

Nabdubdid created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabdubdid, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nabdubdid, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nabdubdid's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Nabdubdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near otters while wearing blue hats.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

5. Always stare at clouds.