Vadbumabshavzedrapcumkar is a god.

It takes the form of a large, irritating dragon.

Vadbumabshavzedrapcumkar created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Vadbumabshavzedrapcumkar, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vadbumabshavzedrapcumkar, it will not care at all.

Vadbumabshavzedrapcumkar's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Vadbumabshavzedrapcumkar's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never feed limes to otters while wearing scarves.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

5. Always obey Vadbumabshavzedrapcumkar's priests.