Quatwotsas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental horse.

Quatwotsas created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Quatwotsas, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quatwotsas, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Quatwotsas' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Quatwotsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Fast once a month.