Kadrullag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, bad-tempered slug.

Kadrullag created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadrullag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kadrullag, she will not care at all.

Kadrullag's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Kadrullag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about melons.

2. Feed all hungry rats.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.