Bogfomken is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable swan.

Bogfomken created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogfomken, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bogfomken, he will not care at all.

Bogfomken's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bogfomken's Holy Commandments

1. Bogfomken loves snails, so they must be respected.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never feed carrots to porpoises while wearing skirts.