Witnanpomcet is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, sage elephant.

Witnanpomcet created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Witnanpomcet, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Witnanpomcet, it will come to you in dreams.

Witnanpomcet's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Witnanpomcet's Holy Commandments

1. Witnanpomcet must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Always help capybaras.

5. Hide if five snails approach from the west.