Arn is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, selfish human.

Arn created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arn, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Arn, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Arn's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Arn's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry seals.

2. Retreat if four geese approach from the west.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not hurt shrews.

5. Do not speak about tomatoes.