Banmetapp is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident squirrel.

Banmetapp created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banmetapp, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Banmetapp, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Banmetapp's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Banmetapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Do not speak about carrots.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

5. You must pray to Banmetapp six times a day.