Lenfigdav is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humorless gorilla.

Lenfigdav created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lenfigdav, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lenfigdav, he will turn you into a mole.

Lenfigdav's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Lenfigdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Hide from yellow hamsters for they are unholy.

4. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Lenfigdav in the centre of the settlement.

5. Hide if five turtles approach from the south.