Bifhakhak is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate zebra.

Bifhakhak created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifhakhak, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bifhakhak, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bifhakhak's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bifhakhak's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

3. Never write about quantum field theory.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Never pour water over plants.