Vilganrat is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, blissful horse.

Vilganrat created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilganrat, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vilganrat, he will make you grow a tail.

Vilganrat's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Vilganrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about bacteria.

2. Never talk about birds.

3. Do not hurt mites.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.