Meglaghud is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, compassionate grasshopper.

Meglaghud created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Meglaghud, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Meglaghud, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Meglaghud's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Meglaghud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near shrews while wearing gray dresses.