Ranveglik is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical wolf.

Ranveglik created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranveglik, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ranveglik, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Ranveglik's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Ranveglik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises.

2. Always look after injured gulls.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.