Gilmegtonk Honhivdub is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, happy pig.

Gilmegtonk Honhivdub created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilmegtonk Honhivdub, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gilmegtonk Honhivdub, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gilmegtonk Honhivdub's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gilmegtonk Honhivdub's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine great tits approach from the east.

2. Always obey Gilmegtonk Honhivdub's priests.

3. Never mention voles.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Fast once a month.