Targcidyart is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, egotistical fairy.

Targcidyart created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targcidyart, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Targcidyart, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Targcidyart's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Targcidyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never feed lots of bread to badgers while wearing turquoise shirts.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about fire.