Zedhasbidcitgovhad is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unthoughtful clam.

Zedhasbidcitgovhad created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedhasbidcitgovhad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Zedhasbidcitgovhad, she will send minions to preach to you.

Zedhasbidcitgovhad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Zedhasbidcitgovhad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

2. Zedhasbidcitgovhad loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not make images of living things.