Bepcattar is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, staggering
monkey.
Bepcattar created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bepcattar, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Bepcattar, he will not care at all.
Bepcattar's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Bepcattar's Holy Commandments1. Never think about fluid mechanics near badgers while wearing yellow tights and balancing three zinc spheres on your chest.
2. Feed all hungry swans.
3. Never talk about eukaryotes.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Always take life seriously.