Jenvonbasspitsitjig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, smart swan.

Jenvonbasspitsitjig created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jenvonbasspitsitjig, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jenvonbasspitsitjig, he will manifest in front of you.

Jenvonbasspitsitjig's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Jenvonbasspitsitjig's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry badgers.

2. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. You must love Jenvonbasspitsitjig.