Sitwongil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, self-confident gnu.

Sitwongil created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Sitwongil, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sitwongil, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sitwongil's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Sitwongil's Holy Commandments

1. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always look after injured squirrels.

3. Never talk about geese.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Sitwongil loves cats, so they must be honoured.