Yogfebtunsomortfen is a god.

It takes the form of a large, effective coyote.

Yogfebtunsomortfen created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogfebtunsomortfen, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yogfebtunsomortfen, it will turn you into a dog.

Yogfebtunsomortfen's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Yogfebtunsomortfen's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Never hurt dogs.

5. Always obey Yogfebtunsomortfen's priests.