Nullathak is a god.

It takes the form of a small, dishonourable wyvern.

Nullathak created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullathak, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nullathak, it will be very sad.

Nullathak's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Nullathak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Nullathak in the centre of the settlement.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never run near eagles.