Fligxuccapbeg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, omniscient meerkat.

Fligxuccapbeg created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligxuccapbeg, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fligxuccapbeg, he will turn you into a rat.

Fligxuccapbeg's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fligxuccapbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt grasshopers.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never mention snakes.

4. Always obey Fligxuccapbeg's priests.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.