Vabafnarjat is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, moody deer.

Vabafnarjat created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabafnarjat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vabafnarjat, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vabafnarjat's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vabafnarjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Retreat if six birds approach from the west.

4. Always treat badgers with great respect.

5. Do not listen to music.