Kartabfun is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, self-confident duck.

Kartabfun created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kartabfun, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kartabfun, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kartabfun's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Kartabfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always help sick whales.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Never write about galaxies.