Spagdotxem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet wyrm.

Spagdotxem created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagdotxem, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Spagdotxem, it will send minions to preach to you.

Spagdotxem's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Spagdotxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always look after injured hamsters.

3. Never hop in the presence of birds.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Spagdotxem on top of all buildings.