Tingabhan is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, calm cat.

Tingabhan created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tingabhan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tingabhan, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tingabhan's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Tingabhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about fluid mechanics.

2. Never talk about snakes.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tingabhan.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.